Yikes!! Am I right?! I am such a girl when it comes to bugs and rodents. I cannot stand seeing them or even thinking about seeing them. A couple of weeks ago I went to get my foil from the drawer and noticed there were little mouse droppings – AH! I thought this was my winter struggle! I guess not. The summer heat has pushed them into our home. Now what?! So, I began cleaning out drawers and washing things that I had sitting in them. Now all I can think about is what I am going to do when I encounter this thing (or things, for all I know). While sitting at the table for dinner, typing at the computer, using the restroom, in the living room with the little one’s… all I can envision is this dumb little thing scurrying across the floor or along the walls. When I told my husband about my nervousness about the darn thing, he laughed at me, assured me that it was all in my imagination and continued with his doing. MAN! So there, I had taken his advice and gave up on freaking out for a few days. Until today.
This morning while at my computer, sure enough, I see something moving in the corner of my eye. Something very tiny and grey looking. The girl that I am, I jump onto my chair and scream for my 3 year old son (as if he is Superman and going to run to my rescue). He comes running from his potty (oops! Caught him in the middle of his business.) with his undies around his heels: ”Mom, Mom! Did you find the mouse? I want to see him!” ”YES, I FOUND HIM!”, I screamed. ”EW, EW, EW…”, is all I could say. They just give me the heebee-jeebee’s big-time. So I quickly get on the phone to call my husband for help, I tried keeping my cool: “Hi, I just wanted to let you know that our little mouse friend came to visit.” ”KILL IT.” ”WHAT?! I could never do that. I WOULD never do that. What makes you think that I could or would kill a mouse?” “Well”, my husband says, “pretend that it is a cat or a dog. Grab a hammer and hit it until it explodes.” ”Okay, there is absolutely NO WAY that I am going to compare a tiny mouse to a cat or dog and there is NO WAY that I will be killing this thing. If I am able to work up the courage, I may try grabbing it with gloves and setting it free outside but there will be no murder going on here. He will more than likely be waiting for you when you come home.” Ick. So now what do I do? I think we’ll just be avoiding the floor until Daddy gets home from work.
6 hours until we are saved!
LOL That would freak me out. What is the point of being married if you can’t wait for him to get home?
I enjoyed your blog. I hope you check out mine.
Hey there, Rebecca! Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. And I don’t know what I’d do without my husband!
He’s my go-to-guy when I can’t handle the creepy things life throws my way.
I don’t know what I without mine either. Did you happen on mine? I wrote a satirical/humorous review of Fifty Shade of Grey today. Check it out at http://ladyornot.com
I will definitely check that out, Rebecca!
Thanks
omg, this reminds me of the time when my wife told me the mouse was in the pantry and wanted me to catch it. I opened the pantry door and made a face to face eye contact with the mouse at an eye level. It leaped forward, landed on my shoulder and eventually got away. All this happened while she and I were screaming like little school kids….yikes!!
Oh my word! I would have just DIED, if that would have been me! I can’t even envision a mouse running through my house, let alone eye-to-eye and PHYSICAL contact. Ahh! Getting the chills as I type.
Thanks for visiting, Chris and sharing your story!
lol, and it all happened so quickly and my body could not react. I was frozen in place while my brain was registering everything! I do remember the mouse when it was airborne, it was almost veritical with his arms and legs stretched out like a little bat, while still maintaining eye contact…lol
Yeah… I would have nightmares for the rest of my life, after an incident like that. Eh…